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>> >SMART ASS ANSWER #6
>> >It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like
>> >dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
>> >
>> >"What are my choices?" John asked.
>> >
>> >"Yes or no," she replied.

>> >SMART ASS ANSWER #5
>> >A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check
>> >tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket
>> >and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a
>> >beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

>> >SMART ASS ANSWER #4
>> >A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store
>> >but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a
>> >stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any Bigger?"
>> >
>> >The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

>> >SMART ASS ANSWER #3
>> >The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding
>> >rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop
>> >said.
>> >
>> >The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
>> >
>> >When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way
>> >without a ticket.

>> >SMART ASS ANSWER #2
>> >A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up
>> >that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is
>> >right ahead of him and
>> >
>> >He gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for
>> >miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car
>> >and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says,
>> >"Got stuck, huh?"
>> >
>> >The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of
>> >gas."

>> >SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006!!!
>> >A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now
>> >class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
>> >tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal
>> >injury, Illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it,
>> >No other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the
>> >room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I
>> >said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
>> >
>> >The entire class Is reduced to laughter and snickering. When
>> >silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student,
>> >shakes her head and sweetly says,
>> >
>> >"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."